Me and my Beautiful girlfriend, Elaine, taking time out for a picture in the snow

 

For your viewing enjoyment, a personal biography about me, with things you should know, things you want to know, and things you never knew possible.

Name: Marty Ort
Age: 20
DOB: 1/16/1985
Location: Dunmore, Pennsylvania
Homestar Character(s): Strongbad and The Cheat
Favorite Hotel Chain(s): Best Western, Hilton
University: Marywood
Major: Music Education
Year: Junior
AIM SN: TheTasteIsGoldn
Email: mort@westelmst.com

Cell Phone: (570) 614 3290

What I'm Good At: Playing Piano, Playing Mario Kart (N64), Playing Mario Tennis (N64 and Gamecube), Coding This Website, Finding Humor In Things That Have Absolutely No Humor At All, Little League Umpiring, Viewing SomethingAwful Materials, And Mario Party 5.


What I'm Not Good At: Foreign Languages and The Guitar (Except If The Song Only Has G Major and E Minor, Then I'm Good At It).

 


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Other Important Things You Should Know.

I am a church organist, currently playing weekly mass at St. Peter's Lutheran Church.  I am also a sought after accompanist, for high school musical productions, as well as to accompany various soloists for one reason or another.  I have been a volunteer at the Central City Little League since I was 13, and I have been umpiring since I was 14.  I have umpired for PA District 17 the last three years, doing all levels of baseball and softball, including state tournaments in softball for the 9 - 10, junior, senior, and big league divisions.  I have also umpired the little league baseball sectional tournament.

Aside from umpiring, which I now do almost all year round thanks to the playing fields dome in Peckville, I also go road tripping, and often.  A listing of road trips I have taken is below.

- New York City (Thrice, Including 2 Performances of Wicked)
- Bear Mountain State Park and Scenic Area - New York State
- The Upper Delaware River Area (Countless Times)
- Ontario, Canada
- Rochester New York (Countless Times)
- Jersey Shore at Point Pleasant
- Gainesville Florida
- Florida's West Coast
- Suffolk, Virginia
- Baltimore
- Queen Anne's Island, Maryland
- Philadelphia (Countless Times)
- All Of Central Massachusetts
- Boston, Massachusetts (Twice)
- Erie, PA
- Western New York State Vineyards
- Washington DC
- South Scranton.

That list is in no way authoritative, exhaustive, or any other -ive you can think of, but it's a sampling to see just how much I enjoy driving, and someday I will start to give directions and stuff so you can replicate the trip(s).

Other things I've done that are important.  I shoot an average of 50 at Lahey Miniature Golf, and I shoot an average of 150 at the Muni Golf course.  I used to be a ping pong master, but have not played in a very long time, so I'm sure those skills are gone.  I enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset, and taking Prevacid once a day, because it keeps the Emergency Room doctor away.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This page last updated on Tuesday, December 27, 2005.
Copyright 2001 - 2005 by Marty Ort, All Rights Reserved.
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