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January 16th Was A Wonderful Day. It Was My Birthday. This Year I Turned 18. I Was Very Happy That Day. My Lunch Period Sang To Me, And My Brother Beat The Living Daylights Out Of Me. My Parents Also Showered Me With Money, And A Card. The Card Is As Follows, You Will Cry When You See It... I Almost Did.

This Is Only The Front. It Seems Nice Enough, And Pretty. And It Makes You Feel All Warm And Tingly Inside... But That's What They Want You To Feel. When You Open The Card, That's When They Hit You, They Bring You In For The Kill And Then Bang, Your Broke..... Seriously!

Look At That, This Pretty Card With Nice Message.. But Then They Say No More Money For You. If That Isn't A Crime.. I Don't Know What It. O Wait Yes I Do. It's A Crime If You Yell Out The Word Streptococcus In The Country Of Somolia, Some Law About Something I Dunno. Anyway That Was A Pretty Harsh Card, Cept Later They Gave Me $100, So Not That Harsh.